i cant believe a large group of adult men rigged a survey to vote for the best animated kids show of 2013 by creating scripts that automatically vote for my little pony a million times i feel like were living in a bizarro alternate universe of the real true timeline where bronies are fairytale creatures that only exist in legends
Cant believe i have to go to work when Beyonce dropped something this is capitalisms iron fist crushing my spirit
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
I’m reporting every illegal download link I see you better buy this album you fake motherfuckers I’m tweeting Beyonce herself with y’all tumblrs and the link you think I’m playing you cheap bastards
How about no. Lmfao stay pressed.
how about YOU stay pressed you broke cheap hoe I snitched on you you better pray for ya life
whatd beyonce do
pulled a death grips
she put a dick on her album cover?
when you pretend to be sick but your parents still make you go to school
me at school
A man who who was fined for refusing to cut back ivy and weeds he let grow on his house for ten years has finally cut them off. Ken Mould, 50, left the plants to grow for so long that the house was virtually hidden from neighbours. It became so overrun that his chimney could not be seen over the foliage. And the wilderness extended so far forward from the house, in a cul-de-sac in Rugely, Staffordshire, that the shape of the building could no longer be made out from the pavement.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
NO ALBUM COVER
THIS BITCH IS RUTHLESS